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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

Jack Handey on tricking the kids

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started...

by User avatar shelflifers

Having a bad day ?

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the...

by User avatar Guest

A twist on a classic joke

We take you now to the Oval Office..... George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi (Condoleezza Rice): Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what...

by User avatar prohemp

Nine Gender Definitions (Why men and women are different)

Nine Gender Definitions 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. 3. COMMUNICATION...

by User avatar andydp

What sort of wildlife have you seen while running?

Answered by a doctor

Excluding walks, hikes, and zoo trips (I definitely see more while hiking/walking) Other than bugs, I've seen: Birds: sparrows, finches, wrens, crows, woodpeckers, bald eagles, ducks, Canada geese, herons Mammals: squirrels, mice, a dead rat, and just last Saturday, a coyote Fortunately I have...

by User avatar TimRuns

Deep Thought! ants and firearms...

"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their...

by User avatar shelflifers

Misquoted song lines

There's a bathroom on the right- Bad Moon on the Rising SXcuse me while I kiss this guy- Sxcuse me while I eat this pie Excuse Me while I kiss the sky Livin' in a Funk- Eminence Front Maxwell Jump - Might as well jump I...

by User avatar BamBam

Election Day Quote of the day

"The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice -- their choice." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." -- Sir Winston Churchill "Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do...

by User avatar prohemp

Can we get an emergency ration resupply ASAP ?

Make sure there's extra Doritos... Canada troops battle 3m (10') high Afghan marijuana plants OTTAWA: Canadian troops fighting Taleban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy almost impenetrable forests of three-metre high marijuana plants. General Rick...

by User avatar Guest

Top 10 clues that you are a forum wh*re

10. You are in the top 15 for total posts 9. Your post per day is larger than your age. 8. You talk about your running forum friends more than your off line friends 7. You know what the "penalty box" is and how to use it. 6. You use ":" and "D" in an email and it doesn't make :D 5. You keep up with...

by User avatar DCRunningDiva