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A twist on a classic joke

We take you now to the Oval Office..... George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi (Condoleezza Rice): Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what...

by User avatar prohemp

Nine Gender Definitions (Why men and women are different)

Nine Gender Definitions 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. 3. COMMUNICATION...

by User avatar andydp

What sort of wildlife have you seen while running?

Answered by a doctor

Excluding walks, hikes, and zoo trips (I definitely see more while hiking/walking) Other than bugs, I've seen: Birds: sparrows, finches, wrens, crows, woodpeckers, bald eagles, ducks, Canada geese, herons Mammals: squirrels, mice, a dead rat, and just last Saturday, a coyote Fortunately I have...

by User avatar TimRuns

Deep Thought! ants and firearms...

"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their...

by User avatar shelflifers

Misquoted song lines

There's a bathroom on the right- Bad Moon on the Rising SXcuse me while I kiss this guy- Sxcuse me while I eat this pie Excuse Me while I kiss the sky Livin' in a Funk- Eminence Front Maxwell Jump - Might as well jump I...

by User avatar BamBam

Election Day Quote of the day

"The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice -- their choice." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." -- Sir Winston Churchill "Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do...

by User avatar prohemp

Can we get an emergency ration resupply ASAP ?

Make sure there's extra Doritos... Canada troops battle 3m (10') high Afghan marijuana plants OTTAWA: Canadian troops fighting Taleban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy almost impenetrable forests of three-metre high marijuana plants. General Rick...

by User avatar Guest

Top 10 clues that you are a forum wh*re

10. You are in the top 15 for total posts 9. Your post per day is larger than your age. 8. You talk about your running forum friends more than your off line friends 7. You know what the "penalty box" is and how to use it. 6. You use ":" and "D" in an email and it doesn't make :D 5. You keep up with...

by User avatar DCRunningDiva

Boxing Day Shopping Anyone?

Went to the mall to grab some run gear- 20-25% off all running apparel. I ended up with a pair of Nike dri-fit tights and a short sleeve coolmax Saucony tee. Anyone else?

by User avatar TimRuns

Is it possible to find a plan for an arbor/trellis that I can build by hand?

Is it possible to find a plan for an arbor/trellis that I can build by hand? I have an area where I am rebuilding a fence and removing a gate that I want to build a trellis to grow a bouganville over but I have no clue where to look. Thanks. Eric

by User avatar Floridaboiler