"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands. "
--Jack Handey
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He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey.
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He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey.
was this after the Billy crystal martin short era??
was this after the Billy crystal martin short era??
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