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The Relationship Is Probably Over When...

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The Relationship Is Probably Over When... She puts your dinner on the floor in the dog dish. The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show. She starts every sentence with the words..."To whom it may concern." Your mail comes addressed to...

by User avatar andydp

Movie review: Elizabethtown

Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown is something that I've been looking forward to for some time. He is one of my favorite filmmakers, but I was nervous. Orlando Bloom was great as an elf, but as a real person? Well...he works. It works. Bloom is believable without pointy ears and I loved the dynamic of...

by User avatar Pug

Movie Review: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

A film by Donald Petrie Here s a highly predictable, yet cute romantic comedy. I have to wonder if these sorts of situations actually occur in real life, but they seem to happen all of the time in the movies. Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson) is a columnist at Composure Magazine. She writes the...

by User avatar Pug

Book Review: The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown

When it was first published, The Da Vinci Code was not a novel that I gave much thought about reading. But as the reports came in about how the novel was bashing Christianity, and that the book was selling incredibly well, I figured that maybe I should jump on the bandwagon and see what all the...

by User avatar Pug

Deep Demotivata for Monday!

------------------ "If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." jack handey

by User avatar Guest

Couple go on vacation joke

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a...

by User avatar elkid

Carpet Cleaning, is it worth paying for a good machine?

This one is serious.. As soon as the boy and his lady move into their own place, I will need to clean the carpet. Professional? Carpet Doctor rental from Home Despot? Cough up the $260.00 bucks for a good machine? I should note the subfloor is composition board and will delaminate...

by User avatar RangerG

How often do you forget stuff?

like a key part of your lunch? I brought my normal salad today.....and forgot to bring dressing. I found some in the refrigerator here at school, but it's just not the same. I hope I can continue teaching without any major problems.

by User avatar keltic63

What's pissing you off today?

Well for me it's my new shoes. The ones I don't have yet. The ones I ordered a month ago. The ones they have been telling me every 3 days will be shipping in 2-3 days. What really ticks me off though is the fact that when I was shopping online for my Mizuno Legend 3's it didn't say not available or...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Deep thought for Tuesday...

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me? - Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers