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How Parenting is Like Foreign Relations:
The BIG COUNTRY (BC) and LITTLE COUNTRY (LC) coexist peacefully for a while until the LC does something that the BC does not approve of. The BC issues a stern warning which the LC perceives as the opening "talks".
BC stands firm, speaking out against LC's actions again. LC either ignores or denies the claims and warnings of BC.
BC issues a firmer warning and threatens consequences. LC ignores, denies, or attempts negotiations with the BC.
One of two things happen at this time.
The LC will comply with the wishes of the BC, begrudgingly OR the BC will follow through with the threatened consequences. At this time, the LC will cry foul and express it's displeasure despite the constant warnings of the BC.
Ok, not that funny, but it came to mind while I was trying to get Ian out the door today.
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- Why is the Champs Elysses in Paris tree-lined?
- So the Germans can march in the shade.
- A blonde and a brunette parachute out a plane. Who will land first?
- The brunette. The blonde will stop to ask for directions.
- So the Germans can march in the shade.
- A blonde and a brunette parachute out a plane. Who will land first?
- The brunette. The blonde will stop to ask for directions.
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An Irishman walks past a bar...... hey it could happenIs that like the Irishwoman who took 2 birthcontrol pills? to be sure, to be sure.
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As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?
There s a big fire across the street, the doctor replied. We didn t want you to think the operation was a failure.
There s a big fire across the street, the doctor replied. We didn t want you to think the operation was a failure.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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