The Relationship Is Probably Over When...
She puts your dinner on the floor in the dog dish.
The milkman is wearing your bathrobe.
You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.
She starts every sentence with the words..."To whom it may concern."
Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."
Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.
All of your shirts have a target painted on them.
You come home and all that is left of the house is the foundation.
You start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
Your name is Fred and a new tattoo just below her navel reads..."Joe's Place."
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