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Movie Review: Shrek 2

The Dreamworks sequel to the original Shrek movie. Featuring: Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy We took the kids to the see this yesterday. We thought it was better than the first one. The one liners and subtle adult humor made this movie just as entertaining for adults as it was...

by User avatar Cappy

Why marijuana is bad for you... A note from Holland

Answered by a doctor

Here's an article from CNN: AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime....

by User avatar andydp

Best quote in a long time.

Just saw it today in my Franklin Planner. "Some people lose sight of the fact that of two evils, it isn't necessary to choose either." - Anonymous spell checked just for you, PH

by User avatar j1miller

What is the biggest problem regarding King Kong?

For me, the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street is that kids could look up and see the giant genitalia. --Jack Handey -----------------

by User avatar shelflifers

2 jokes for a Saturday

If you are easily offended please walk away now!!!! A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

inside the head of the female long distance runner

I was chatting with my girlfriend about tonight's long run, and she wondered if all runners thought this way. I said probably not, but someone must .... Left and right brain fought away. At the House L: w00ty w00t! Going long again! Sooo excited! - R: Dude, we were just out for 15 on...

by User avatar elkid

DVD Review: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Five

The fifth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer introduced the character of Dawn (Michelle Trachtenberg). Dawn is the sister of Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar). Now, if you have been watching for the first four seasons, you know that Buffy doesn t have a sister. She is an only child. But, if you...

by User avatar Pug

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain" 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6....

by User avatar andydp

Deep Demotivator for a Moonday...

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway." --Jack Handey And for all of us Non-runners:

by User avatar shelflifers

Calm and respectable lady joke!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's...

by User avatar Guest