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I saw rolling rock's hummer today

At least that is what is said on it. It was a green Hummer with a big "33" on it, parked in front of a local restaraunt/bar. I chuckled as I ran by. Made me wonder how everything was going today

by User avatar copteacher

The Panthers and God story

The Panthers and God John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked Quincy Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

"we're ready to be picked up now"

I have two trainees coming in from Virginia for a 3-day class starting tomorrow. Their company was too cheap to rent them a car for the trip, so they took Amtrak up here to 30th Street Station in center city Philly, about 20M from my training facility. I gave their admin assistant EXTREMELY...

by User avatar elkid

The Moron Tapanapple Choir

The choir It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the...

by User avatar Guest

Helpful Hints for life

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin...

by User avatar Guest

What to say if you get caught sleeping on your desk!

IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew!...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Who do you think of when you read these lyrics???

Here are some lyrics from "Freewheelin' Bob Dylan." (released in 1963)Been having trouble figuring out who it reminds me of most so i thought you might vote on it. Masters of War Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big...

by User avatar prohemp

They are no more (happy hour on Friday)

The militant leather-wearing vegetarian and the Queen of Misery, that is. Corporate consultants put six names on the hit list; mind you there are - um, were - 37 people in my entire office. El Presidente was able to get four off of it. These two were selected supposedly based on seniority and...

by User avatar elkid

Health Effects of Passive Smoking Questioned

Health Effects of Passive Smoking Questioned (Fri May 16,10:27 AM ET) LONDON (Reuters) - Researchers reporting in a British medical journal said Friday that passive smoking may not be as harmful as previously thought -- leading critics to question the study's method and ties to the tobacco...

by User avatar elkid

you are my only girl song

but you're not my owner girl you are my only girl but you're not my owner. talk to me, dance with me... (somethin' somethin') talk to me, dance with me... (somethin' else somethin' else) Hot Hot Heat is great.

by User avatar blue