10 You never know when the computer is going to try to eat one of your chips

9 The crumbs in the keyboard will eventually come alive and attack your fingers

8 Spilt soda and keyboards dont go together but have an irrisistable force that requires they come in contact with each other.

7 the crumb prints on your wrists where you forgot to use the correct typing positon

6 mouse keys that stick together because you forgot to lick the jelly off your finger before clicking the button

5 The cats love to play with the mouse ball as much as they do the toy mouse.

4 Next week your mouse will stop rolling and youll have to spend an hour trying to get the bottom off so you can clean off that smashed together line of dirt

3 What is that line of dirt anyway

2 the jelly from the mouse ball cakes to your fingers the next day causing your fingers to stick to the keyboard doing as good a job at it as super glue.

and the number one reason to not eat at the computer

You might have needed that file you just deleted because you were cleaning your mouse with a sandwich in your mouth and you forgot to turn off the computer before you started



Ok so its stupid but Im tired and my mouse wont work right LOL Yes I was eatting at the computer.