IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot..."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT
SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...

1. ".... in Jesus' name. Amen."