A good quote from Jonathan Swift
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." -Jonathan Swift I am currently reading A Confederacy of Dunces, which opens with this quote. Though I am barely over halfway through the book, I don't hesitate to say...
MechEngDropout
Husband and wife joke
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. After staggering aorund a bit, he asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey,...
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Naked Marathon Humor
THE MARATHON Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"...
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Depression and Anxiety Attacks.
I just recently enlisted and I am about to leave for basic, but I feel super depressed, and I have had multiple panic attacks at night because I've been thinking about it. It's something I want to do, but I have doubts that I can do it.
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Severe Inner Thigh Cramps, I am obese and having thyroid issues
It's crazy how bad these inner thigh cramps hurt. I don't have any medical problems other than being overweight and a thyroid issue that started within the last 5 yrs. Became obese around age of 21. I've been having these horrible inner thigh cramps since I was 13 yr old. I'm 38 now. All the Dr I've...
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My x-ray is the same as last one, but I have been treated for tuberculosis
Hi everyone ! I was finish my medication of ptb by 6 months. eventough i dont have any symptoms of these. and now i had my xray result again it was the same. Suspicious densities on right upper lobe. And my apicolordotic view is also ptb. I dont have my old x ray...
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hard bump on the right outer lip and it hurts, it's not sex related
Omg I'm so scared because today I went to the bathroom and when I went to wipe I felt this hard bump on the right outerlip and it hurts I'm scared it can't be any disease because I'm only 14 and I don't have any sexual relationship can someone please help me
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Diagnosed with detached retina, had two surgeries, my pupil lost all the shape
hi, I had a detached retina. My first surgery came in may 2013 which was unsuccessful and i had a second surgery in September where silicone oil was put in to treat the detachment. my third surgery came over a year later in march 2015 to remove the silicone oil &...
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Bulgarians, Breast Implants and Air Bags
Not much commentary to add to this... Crash victim saved by breast implants A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact. Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the...
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black head like pimples on penis
I have developed pimples on the beginning of th shaft of th penis....they are slightly itchy....but they are spreading .....they look like black heads...what are they and what causes them.
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