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Best man and bride cheating at wedding

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Geographically close. I will withhold comment. Res Ipsa Loquatium Bit of a fix for bride and best man... Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a...

by User avatar andydp

How to prepare the Christmas Turkey

Approch the turkey carlmly and steadily. Speak gently and frankly about your intentions. Sit quietly and listen to the turkey. You might hear something you hadn't considered. Be prepared to alter your plans. Don't push the discussion too hard. Take a break and arange a further meeting, perhaps a...

by User avatar Phar lap

2 blondes sitting on the bench joke!

2 blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking . . . and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o! Can you see Florida?!?!

by User avatar GaRebelRunner

Deep Demotivator for a Moonday

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." --Jack Handey ----------------- Looks like the turkey's got everyones tongue this morning, yes?

by User avatar shelflifers

Do your emotions impact your appetite?

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Do you tend to eat more or lose your appetite when you are upset? If more, do you eat crappy food or "comfort food"? Just curious.

by User avatar cherylpf

Look at that !! There IS life after 60 or 70 or...

(Maybe even older than that !!) Bounce room for randy OAPs A special 'bounce room' for sexually frustrated pensioners is being built at an OAP (Old Age Pensioners) home in Holland. The Zierikzee Residential Home in Zeeland is set to open the new room next month. It already has one...

by User avatar andydp

Funny: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder manifestation

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A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk...

by User avatar coachmarkos

A collection of funny jokes

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,and morals. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married. Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?" ******* A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all...

by User avatar karlene

How do you store your computer stuff?

How do you store your computer stuff you know, extra cables, game CD's, and all the other stuff that you need or use?

by User avatar Floridaboiler

WOO HOO! New running mix!

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Burned just last night. Bopped around the 'hood to it on the MP3 this morning. Scared more than a few locals :umno:. This one I'm SURE you'll all love. 1 America - Neil Diamond 2 Boogie Wonderland - Earth, Wind, & Fire with The Emotions 3 Thief of Hearts - Madonna 4 So. Central Rain...

by User avatar elkid