Couldn't find what you looking for?

TRY OUR SEARCH!

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,and morals.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married. Did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"

*******
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all
of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine"

*******
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the
Divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775
a week,"

"That's very fair, your honour," the husband said. "And every
now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

*******
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I
don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and
really good with the kids.

*******
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse that he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

*******
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1.. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records.

*******
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one.

"With a golf gun," the other replied.

"A golf gun?! What the heck is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

*******
Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

*******
A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asked him how he
was feeling.

"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used
in surgery," he answered.

"Oh my. What did he say?" asked the nurse.

"OOPS!!!"

Loading...

Giving Boiler a run for his money!

Reply

Loading...

404 - funny not found

:h:
Reply

Loading...

:fubby: dna!
Reply

Loading...