Funny: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder manifestation

A.A.A.D.D.--Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:

I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the
garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail
in the trash can under the table, and notice that the
trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the trash first. But then I
think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I
take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there
is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk
in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can
of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to
push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock
it over. I notice the Coke is getting warm, and decide
I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of
flowers on the counter catches my eye. They need to be
watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I
discover my reading glasses that I've been searching
for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first
I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back
own on the counter, fill a container with water and
suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we want to
watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but
nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it
belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it
spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on
the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then
I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning to do.

At the end of the day the car isn't washed, the bills
aren't paid, the trash hasn't been taken out, there is
a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers
aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my
glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car
keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done
today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy
all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is
a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to
everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it
has been sent. Don't laugh too loudly - if this isn't
you yet, your day is coming