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Deep Thought (written just for me!)

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "that guy sure owed me a lot of money." --Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Do you believe in ghosts?

Why or Why not? If so, relate a story.

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

engineer / auto mechanic - fuel pump question

what would happen if I was to swap a fuel pump on my truck - I have a 4 cyl could I put in the fuel pump for the V6? The V6 version seems like it'll fit. Would this cause the end of all life as we know it?

by User avatar wanttorun100

Wednesday evening humor!

The Dog A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

funny email time!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy,...

by User avatar elkid

Subject: Enjoy your life

Subject: Enjoy your life Enjoy your life Enjoy - real sound - the louder the better for me! I'll be happy when... We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Deep Thought for Thuesday

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. - Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Can two narcissists fall in love?

Well?

by User avatar bburgoyne26

Have you ever been ticked off and amused at the same time?

I get to work today, and here's the note that's waiting for me from one of the 3rd shift guys. Alison (It's 2 L's stupid!) I have added an icon to your computer numerous times. (and I have deleted it numerous times.) The icon tells where a start point will start and which direction it will be...

by User avatar Guest

The World of Steven Wright - Funnies !!

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, his mind sees things differently than most do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems: 1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2- Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3- Half the people you know are...

by User avatar Guest