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Deep thought for Monday

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. - Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

The Birth Order of Children

My friend just sent me this. The Birth Order of Children Your Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby Your maternity clothes ARE your regular...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Homerism for today - seemed to fit perfect today

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers...

by User avatar runswithscissors

Hilary's Book Review

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn "In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Similarities between boxing and a ballet

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other." --Jack Handey -----------------

by User avatar shelflifers

The word of the day

is.... copesetic. And I just can't get the word out of my head. Or the song...

by User avatar MechEngDropout

Book Review: The Elder Gods - David and Leigh Eddings

This is the first book of the new series: The Dreamers. If you didn t have any way of finding out the author of this book, but if you are familiar with the work of David Eddings, it is very easy to tell that this is a David Eddings novel. Not only is the style of writing consistent with his...

by User avatar Pug

Things to ponder when you are bored

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I...

by User avatar Guest

Joke of the day

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the...

by User avatar DCRunningDiva

27 ways to kill a snake using the US Military

Ok its a bit long but some of us will appreciate it... 27 Strategies of US Armed Forces for Encountering a Snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, reverses, runs over it again while...

by User avatar Guest