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Are you older than the company you work for?

Who/what is older, you or the company you work for? Me? The co. I work for is 35 years old and I'm only 33.

by User avatar purple hayes

Halloween Humor time! Why trick or treating is better than sex

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK. 9. IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN WAIT 10 MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN. 8. THE UGLIER YOU LOOK, THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME. 7. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

All Running Song Greatest Hits

Answered by a doctor

All running songs, by various artists Pick 2 or 3 The Runner by Manfred Mann Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen Run Around by Blues Traveler Ready to Run by Dixie Chicks Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd Band on the Run by Paul McCartney and the Wings...

by User avatar Cappy

This is truly love. Or: some unusual ways to show it

A few years back my wife was in the hospital overnight (Saturday into Sunday) due to arterial fibrillation. She was admitted to stabilize and keep her under observation. Sunday AM I called to see how she was doing and asked if she knew when she was being discharged. She said basically anytime in...

by User avatar andydp

OK, WHY is "They're boys, what do you expect?" an answer?

For anything??? For god's sake, does this mean girls don't misbehave? And, if so, they don't get an excuse?? I don't get it!! You don't rationalize someone's behavior based on gender!!

by User avatar kristin31

Are you a morning person?

Do your eyes POP! open and you jump out of bed to get your coffee and shower, pumped and ready for the day? Or do you lie there thinking of excuses why you can't go to school/work, and thinking about bed being the best invention on the planet. Do you want to b!!tchslap your spouse for feeling...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

Some Christmas Humor for everyone

A guy was looking for a Christmas present for his wife. He knew she loved animals, especially birds. So he walked into a pet store and asks the salesman if they had any birds. The salesman thinks a moment, and says,"Yes, we do have one bird, but it's a special bird. His name is Chet." The guy...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Teaching kids to cook.

My youngest, who is 12, likes to eat. I figured good together time would be cooking since cooking seems to go hand-in-hand with eating and the end product is something the whole family can enjoy. We've made plenty of batches of cookies in the past where she'd hold the blender and stir in the...

by User avatar purple hayes

I'm watching a Steven Segal movie...on purpose

I'm in Jersey...what else is there to do?

by User avatar shelflifers

Question regarding Derogatory Comments

Mainly this is for our HR people, but it is open for anyone with an opinion. Are derogatory comments considered sexual harassment? I'm preparing the rules for my class this year and I'm trying to figure out where to include something about derogatory comments. Right now I'm leaning towards...

by User avatar kobyj