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A little early humor for St. Patty's Day

Irish Tales Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

How do you people get up so early?

How in the hell do people get up early (like 5-6ish) and manage to function after 1pm?? I've been getting up around 530 and by 1, I'm beat. Zombielikebeat. I'm eating, and drinking coffee, but this does not seem to help. I don't stay up late, or beyond 9pm, but hells bells, I'm so friggen tired....

by User avatar Guest

If you were a celebrity, would you change your name?

I think i would, what do you think?

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

What are your most hated songs?

If someone wanted to torture you which song would be most effective on you?

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

Why do runners hate tri-athletes?

discuss this issue

by User avatar spongebob

Should I call out Grammas Dr.?

Here's the deal. While I was in Chicago this last weekend DH called and said my Mom was taking Gramma to the ER cuz she was bleeding. I talked to Gramma who said her Dr. said go to the ER and expected it may be a kidney infection. So I'm thinking the blood is coming from one place, right? So they...

by User avatar JACKED UP

What sort of spam do you get the most of ?

Ok What sort of spam are you getting the most of ? Just out of curiosity ladies: Is your "spam" geared towards a female audience ?

by User avatar andydp

What do you do when sick?

So far I've watched Gladiator and half a season of Futurama. I'm reaching boredom, and I imagine I'll skip class tomorrow to recover, even if I'm not as sick as today.

by User avatar MechEngDropout

Ten things men know about women...

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Women have breasts

by User avatar andydp

I'm so sick of idiots!

Just tired of working with people who continue the basic laws of nature. Aren't the slow witted and completely clueless supposed to die out, survival of the fittest style? That's all for now.

by User avatar coachmarkos