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How do you motivate yourself to get up early in the morning?

For those of you who work out first thing in the am and are not morning people...how do you motivate yourself to get up and do it? Now that school is starting I really need to start working out in the morning. I would have to be up and out to the gym by 5am. Any advice?

by User avatar phillycat

kooky Christmas tune Eric Cartman

Swiss Colony Beef Log (Eric Cartman) Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree And mama's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea Windows are covered with frost And the candles are all alight But as I wander through this quiet house Something just doesn't seem...

by User avatar elkid

Should clydesdales have to weigh in prior to racing?

If you're going to enter the clydesdale category, should you have to prove your weight? Should it be posted on the final results?

by User avatar purple hayes

How's your sleep doing?

is how I would describe myself today. When the Mrs. isn't at home, I have a hard time dragging myself to bed, and fall asleep on the couch, and then wake up at 3 am and go to bed. I've gotta get some sack time tonight. How's your sleep doing? It's very important, you know...I've been...

by User avatar coachmarkos

Wimmins Rules for Mins

In order to be fair, I found a list of rules that us mins need to abide by 1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are petty, get over it. 5. You don't have PMS; don't act...

by User avatar Guest

What's the newest thing in your house you purchased used?

I'd have to go with our Van. (It stays in the garage, which is connected to the house.)

by User avatar coachmarkos

what is up with snakes????

i read an article yesterday where a python more than lkely at a missing cat. i turn on the TV and there are back to back snake episodes. and losing count of the "SNAKE" topics here. can't we just all get a long?? evryone, "Kumbayah .........."

by User avatar HYPERASHEL

Back by populist demand...More Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

Here's more Rodney one liners to read and laugh at... I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some...

by User avatar Guest

The story of wax.... funny

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now..the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my...

by User avatar Guest

Health & Fitness jokes!

Health & Fitness Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying...

by User avatar akern