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Evil prank -- take one live snake approx 3' long

Evil prank -- take one live snake approx 3' long and refrigerate, add one roll of duct tape. Tape snake to the back of the girls bathroom door by the last 6" of so of the tail leaving the remaining lenght of snake free to move around rather fiercely. Now when one enters the bathroom the snake...

by User avatar wanttorun100

What ya listening to?

This morning? I've got Modest Mouse on the ole' CD player. "We're gonna dance hall, dance hall, every day."

by User avatar coachmarkos

Places you have ran out of gas?

Places I have run out of gas: 1. On my way to work, as an 18 yr old, I worked at a gas station 2. In the drive-thru line at the bank with cars behind me. 3. In my own driveway while backing out to leave for work 4. On a local highway, 7 miles from home, 10 pm at night 5. Pulling into the parking...

by User avatar robp

Does this ever happen to you?

You've finished your cup of perfect coffee and you'd love to have another, but you're just too lazy to go get it? What's your solution?

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

you know what i REALLY want?

to curl up in bed and get better and not worry about the 40 million things i have to do this week, including this stupid paper thats due on monday that im barely half way done with. my virus is better, but either its slowly morphing into a sinus infection or the pollen has a death grip on my...

by User avatar Guest

Why do guys yell at the TV?

Why do guys yell at the TV during sporting events? What does this do for you, other than teach the neighbor's children new words when the windows are open?

by User avatar kristin31

When you stay home because you're sick, do you get dressed or stay in your pajamas all day?

I'm home sick today and debating getting dressed. I feel lazy enough staying home.

by User avatar Sandy Cheeks

How long after the purchase of an electronics item do you keep the box?

Has anyone ever successfully returned anything to a manufacturer in the non-original packaging?

by User avatar purple hayes

You know what really makes me angry?

When I bring the paper to work, and people start going through it before I get the chance. :x You know what's worse than that? When they plop their big arse on my desk while their doing it. :x :x

by User avatar akern

Have you seen my checkbook?

my checkbook? I was late getting to work because I couldn't find it this morning. Now I'm gonna worry about it all day. I'm sure it was moved during a "cleaning sweep" but evidently it didn't get moved to one of the usual places.

by User avatar keltic63