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What was your first car accident?

A friend and I were driving down an unfamiliar dirt road and there was a curve that I failed to negotiate. Lost control and rolled the 1985 Chevy Blazer onto its top in a ditch. Only one of the doors would open a little bit because we were wedged in. We both walked away unharmed.

by User avatar purple hayes

Joke of the Day

A mechinical engineer, and electrical engineer and a computer software engineer were riding in a car when it broke down. "It's proably a valve," said the mechinical engineer. "Probably a sparkplug," said the electrical engineer. "I know," said the software engineer. "Let's all get out of the car...

by User avatar AlaninTX

kooky Christmas tune about gifts

12 Days Of A Redneck's Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Some parts to a Mustang GT. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Three shotgun...

by User avatar Guest

I like big __________ and I cannot lie.

Fill in the blank (please feel free to be creative).

by User avatar purple hayes

Ever have one of those days where you catch yourself several times doing the old nod-off?

Ever have one of those days where you catch yourself several times doing the old nod-off? So glad this day is almost over...I think I might actually break my rules and have some poop coffee tomorrow.

by User avatar runswithscissors

talk about desperate for physical contact

Man Acts As Child, Allegedly Gropes Nurses CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man allegedly groped two home health care nurses while posing as a mentally retarded man who needed his diapers changed, according to criminal complaints. William Warren Mucklow, 38, was arrested Tuesday. The complaints, filed in...

by User avatar elkid

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

This is still in my head...:fubby: It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive It's my life ~Bon Jovi

by User avatar Noley

How long do you wait for someone late?

What's your personal "limit"? Is 10-minutes enough, too much.. 15? Would you wait a half hour? Just curious if I'm the only one that shrugs somewhere between 10 and 15 minutes and moves on. Being late is a pet peeve of mine I guess. I got things to do!

by User avatar jrjo

Do you clog? if more people clogged, the world would be a happier place

It's so wholesome......if more people clogged, the world would be a happier place.....

by User avatar bburgoyne26

51 Slightly Less Common Latin Phrases

51 Slightly Less Common Latin Phrases Note: Some would be very appropriate in the corporate world 1. Vacca foeda Stupid cow 2. Die dulci fruere. Have a nice day. 3. Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. 4. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed 5....

by User avatar Guest