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talk about a landmark idea! Watched Three Amigos this weekend...favorite line Steve Martin: Drop your guns or I'll fill you up with so much lead, you'll be using your d.ck as a pencil!! El Guapo: :confused: What do you mean? Steve Martin: :pauses: I. don't. know. NOW You Go!

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Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voicelady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voicelady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.

Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
zone.
Voicelady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.

Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
there is never stopping in a white zone.

Voicelady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
is for loading.

Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh.t
again!

Voiceman: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Voicelady: Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly
well what it is you're talking about. You want me to
have an abortion.

Voiceman: Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done
properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
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Spies Like Us

"What's that?"

"It's a dickfur"

"What's a dickfur?"

"To pee with."
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VERNON ...any questions? BENDER Yeah...I got a question. Vernon looks at him suspiciously. BENDER Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? VERNON I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
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Oh, there's nothing stoppin me now!! Cameron: I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point.
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Colonel: You mean to tell me that you completed your training on your own:

Bill Murray: That's the fact Jack
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Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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"you call me Francis...and I'll kill ya."

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How come you are always last?" "Pacing myself sir!"

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I swallowed a lot of anxiety...along with a lot of pizza's

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Great minds think a like!
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Its Czechzolvokia, its like going to Wisconsin, we zip in we zip out....

....Well I got the crapped kicked out me in Wisconsin
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I waiting for that one!!!!
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