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1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of
helicopters in it.

2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from
her at that moment.

3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

4. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

5. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

6. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."

7. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
people who are not in them.

8. You should not confuse your career with your life.

9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not
a nice person.

10. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.

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I feel demotivated already. Joel can just take the day off now.
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esp #4, 5, 8, 9

I've just recently seen #9 in action. Some of the teachers I work with have been treating the classroom aides (employed by our district) very poorly. I just can't stand that kind of behavior. There is a certain level of respect that should be extended to all.
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Our high school janitor was icky3, but I still treated him with respect because I though someday he just might crack and kill us all. 8O

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My dorm cleaning lady tried to have me killed 8O Why, because I forgot to get her a Christmas card. She was later arrested for hiring an undercover cop to kill her husband. Can you say "Mental."

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Joe, you forgot, proper use of the shift key
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1 esp #4, 5, 8, 9 I've just recently seen #9 in action. Some of the teachers I work with have been treating the classroom aides (employed by our district) very poorly. I just can't stand that kind of behavior. There is a certain level of respect that should be extended to all.
We have a couple friends like this. Very nice people that show 0 respect/courtesy to waiters and such. It's a bit disheartening to be frank. Okay, now I'm joel again.
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Joe, you forgot, proper use of the shift key
cut and paste greg cut and paste
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