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I'm okay with a few traditions but that one ranks up there with Texas A&M for its dumb quotient.

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Petting zoos are hard pressed to find turkeys these days.

Though it's not much of a pardon to have kids touching you all day. I would prefer to be eaten.
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"I would prefer to be eaten." ?????
Hmmmm
Ooooo Kkkkay
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Because he must.

The stupid groundhog has to do his job each year, the President has to do his.

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I think he's pardoned hundreds of turkeys in his last few days. When will he get to Pam Smart?

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Why does the president have to pardon a turkey?
Since when can you pardon yourself?
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If he declared the turkey an enemy combatant he wouldn't have to.
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The West Wing Episode explaining this exact question should be on this week. Check your Bravo and Tivo it for a fun time.
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