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"You're like school on Saturday - no class."

I just busted out that classic from "Fat Albert" on a cow-orker.

Cl-ass-ic. What's your fav?

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I had a teacher that used to tell a girl in my class " Your mouth is like a 7 Eleven! It's always open!!"

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a common line I use in meetings is 'I will CUT you!'
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I always loved the retort "I know you are, but what am I?" :P
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Remember "I don't think, I know. I waited years for my dad to say that to me so I could say: "I don't think you do either!!! BAAAHahahah! A triumphant day in the life of a teenager!
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Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

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My dad's favorite line was (and still is) "your mouth runs like a birds ass in berry season"....
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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you (in my best Bronx Drawal)
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Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops
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you've mistaken me for someone who gives a $hit
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You can learn a bunch of em from Tommy boy as well....as I'm sure Cheeks would concur...

'Are you talking?'
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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Your about as sharp as a bowling ball aren't you?

So you want to be an astronaut and explore Uranus.
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"These people have Mensa written all over them, don't they?"

Dennis Miller, some .wav file I got from a friend of mine who knows what an intellectual snob I am!!
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He's as ugly as a mud fence.
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