how to have sex in a flight

hahaha i need answer i missed many oppertunities before

 

Just go into one of those little toilet cubicles.
Um, can you not just wait until the airplane lands?

If it's a long flight, after 'bedtime' when the lights are down, use the cover of the blanket and have a mutual masturbation session. You can also go to the toilet stalls and have sex standing up, you might need lube in a situation like that if you just want a quick in and out session. No time for foreplay in a situation like that. Very practical sex, cum cum cum, and do it quick because if you're in there too long the flight attendants know what you are doing. I have done it several times and the flight attendants were actually very gracious and hospitable even once discretely offering condoms and warm towels. I guess they know during long flights people get turned on and must have sex, somehow, somewhere on the plane. Sometimes you might just have to resort to fingers, or maybe oral sex. Risky depending on where you do it, and you need to know where to ejaculate discretely if you are not doing it in the toilet stall.