So like two nights ago, I took a really huge dump and hell was it painful. It felt like I was giving birth but except, it was through the anus, and mind you, the poop was coming out painfully slow. I left the restroom with a sore a*shole and then later on that night as I was in bed, I reached down to feel around my anus (I just finished taking a shower tho' so don't worry) and was shocked to find a weird pea-sized, pimple-like bump on the upper part of the rim of my anus. Now it's painful for me to move around while I sleep, when I walk around or when I sit down. Hopefully this bump goes away fast cause' it's irritating and painful AF!