Ashamed of being uncircumcised

Also, how can I make my gf "squirt"?

You say that "the majority of people in my area say they are cut" do you know they are? You may be surprised, I think in Canada it's 50/50 of cut /uncut. The main thing with not wanting to be teased isn't trying to being the same, it's confidence. Rock out with your penis out!

I don't think anyone is going to tease you, quite a lot of circumsized men actually wish they weren't. So if they do tease they might just be jealous.

Idk, alot of kids talk rudely about it, calling them disgusting dirty cheezers..

I'm also seriously considering auto circumcision, so it looks like I'm circumscised but I'm really not... Any tips/ideas/thoughts ? Thanks.

I think you should just be comfortable in your own skin. There's nothing shameful about being uncircumcised as it's completely natural; I think health concerns are the only good reasons for circumcision. But you should do whatever makes you happy :)

The official statistics of Canada do not support the idea that the majority are uncut. The incidence of circumcision in Canada has been declining for decades. Furthermore, every Canadian Health Insurance Plan has delisted male neonatal circumcision from the list of covered procedures.

It may be that, among mature males (born before 1970), the majority or cut. But that is not the case among the young. For example, Justin Bieber, who was born in 1994 in Ontario, is uncut.

A study of maternity practices found that 31.9 percent of newborn Canadian boys were circumcised in 2006-7. Alberta had the highest rate at 44 percent. Circumcised boys are in the minority in every province of Canada.

I really doubt that there are that many cut guys where you live.

Regardless of the number of cut/uncut boys in your area, it is important for you to feel comfortable as a normal, natural male who is whole and complete. I would imagine that most cut males who might see you in a shower would be envious of what you have and they don't.