So I was at the doctor's office today, and it was really busy. After I got into the room the doctor said it was going to be a while, so I tried to keep myself occupied. After a while, I got really bored and decided to see what the temperature was in my urethra.
So I took off my pants, grabbed the thermometer and stuck into my penis. Strangely enough, it felt really good, and so I grabbed some extra long tongue depressors, and to make it feel better, I stuck all of them up my ass. I pushed them all in as far as they could go. I couldn't hold it anymore, and I came quite forcefully all over the thermometer.
Then I heard the doctor's footsteps, so I quickly took out the tongue depressors and put them in the garbage, and I put the thermometer back. I forgot all about the fact that my splooge was covering it, and apparently the doctor didn't notice either, and he took my temperature with it.
LOL WILL I GET PRENGATE?
So I took off my pants, grabbed the thermometer and stuck into my penis. Strangely enough, it felt really good, and so I grabbed some extra long tongue depressors, and to make it feel better, I stuck all of them up my ass. I pushed them all in as far as they could go. I couldn't hold it anymore, and I came quite forcefully all over the thermometer.
Then I heard the doctor's footsteps, so I quickly took out the tongue depressors and put them in the garbage, and I put the thermometer back. I forgot all about the fact that my splooge was covering it, and apparently the doctor didn't notice either, and he took my temperature with it.
LOL WILL I GET PRENGATE?
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if you are a guy it is impossible for you to be come pregnant as i am sure you are aware... your questions are welcomed however it would be appreciated if you refrained from posting numerous "scenarios" as you have done, as there are people who would appreciate our advice .... thankyou
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no but the bad taste in your mouth may stay with you for a while!!! sorry, but people ask real questions on here and this is just some attempt to get a rise out of people. instead of becoming the problem, try answering some questions honestly and intelligently..
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