Your probably wondering what "the countdown" is in relation to and if not then I'll tell you anyways. Its about 2 am right now and I have a hemroid. I can't sleep I can't sit I can't stand I can't do anything really. I used preperation H, I drink 32oz of water with metamucil a day, I use preperation H wipes, preperation H itch cream, and am eating fruits and vegtables. Now I got this hemroid 4 days ago and this has been the worst 4 days of my life. Its an external hemroid and it doesn't itch at all it is just painful. Now back to my title, the countdown is for when I have to go and have a BM. The reason I'm counting down is because this hemroid I have is of medium size but directly on my rectum. I'm awaiting the dreadful moment when I have to go to the bathroom bevause its been 4 days since my last BM and I feel as if I'm a soldier in WW2 and waiting to land on the beaches of normandy on D-Day. I'm looking for insight as to how badly this BM will hurt, and how will the hemroid be effected.
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Ouch man, that's some serious stuff! Did you know that putting your hemorrhoid under a heat lamp like the kind you see at KFC can actually cure you? Seriously google it:)
Regards,
Dan
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Dan
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At this point I'm pretty much open to anything man :p and KFC does sound good right now hahahah. I'm miserable right now because today starts my first day of football camp for my school in 100 degree weather with a hemroid. I can't not go to this as I am the starting cornerback on my team and I'm not on the coaches particularly close with the coaches if I didn't go it would not make me look good thus costing me my postition on the team. So basically FML.
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