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>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> > their new wives duties.
> >
> > The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
> > told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
>He
> > said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a
> > clean house and dishes.
>
>
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
>had
> > given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
> > the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but
>the
> > next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
> > dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> >
> > The third man had married an Illinois girl. He boasted that he told her
> > that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
> > mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
> > said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
> > see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
>and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
>to
> > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
> >
> > Got to love them Illinois girls

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Hey, wait a sec !!! Isn't Chicago in Illinois ?
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I'm failing to see the humor.
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