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Hey 2b, good to see you again.
The first one would be that he's really into you and you really turned him on. What were you doing to him for a half hour of torture before you let him put it in? Or --- you kept him him locked up with his hands tied behind his back for a year or so.
What's wrong with 5 mins? Unless you didn't come either XD. Ah Ha, that's it. Why didn''t YOU come in 5 minutes of him working so hard to please you?
Now, about that whole hour thing. How did YOU last for a whole hour? Why didn't YOU come? Don't try to s**t me. You weren't continually coming for an hour. You would have stopped him long before that. What did you do to him? Did you fill your vagina with Prolong lube? You can be soooo mean at times.
Actually there was this one time when me and the wife had been out honky tonkin and I was soo drunk I couldn't come. I finally gave it up and went to sleep. Come to think of it, I don't tihnk she did any better herself.
So the bigger question would be ----- why didn't YOU come for an hour? Hmmmmm, maybe you just weren't squeezing tight enough. 8P
It's all YOUR fault 8-(
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ALSO, njoy, aren't you supposed to be extra turned on if you're drunk?! 0.o
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Ha, ha, haaaaa.
The big head says "I want it" but the little one says go to h**l.
Another reason drinking is bad for you. It makes you think you can do all kinds of things you can't.
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