A glow stick works put as many as needed together then tape them together. Put on a condom and you're ready
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Depending on handle shape, etc., I've found a sponge mop works great and also has the added bonus of hands-free action! For safety reasons you can use the middle finger cut off of a latex glove on the end you will be inserting, just slide over and duck tape it on to cover any holes for hanging from a hook, etc., and get creative by adding a "head" with a rubber ball, cane/crutch tip, etc. first then slide glove finger over all, follow with a condom, held on by another bit of tape or a rubber band. After inserting you can use the heals of your feet to work the sponge part of the mop in and out so your hands are freed up for other play! Another way is to lie on the sofa and with mop-head against inside arm end of the sofa you can work it . A pool que with a smooth handle works well this way also, large end in, of course! Another excellent choice if you can find one is an inexpensive toilet plunger, the best are ones with an acrylic bubble shaped handle, a good choice for bath time dildoing! Never tried this one but came home once to a flatmate being bent over with the hoover handle in them from behind... now I know why this one small area of carpet always looked so much better than everywhere else! When growing up I used the plastic banana from me mums fake fruit bowl as one, you could even wedge it in a dresser drawer and practice oral on it! (And the fake grapes could be removed from the bunch and their suction made great nipple tweakers!) Then one day my banana buddy just "disappeared", couldn't find it anywhere! So after that sad day me mum had the pleasure of finding various rotting fruits and veggies thrown behind the headboard of my bed!
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That be the outer parts of a lady's tweenie, the gnarly looking clam shape naughty bits You can use the entire electric toothbrush up in there, just slide the whole thing into a rubber, handle end first and tie a knot at the other end. Then you can let it slip all the way in, no worries! Just fish round for the knotty part of ya rubber for a pull handle to grab a hold of when yer ready to pull it back out! And btw, those sonic kind will give ya the better feelings than the round brush headed other ones.
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I wouldn't think it would feel like much of anything, not to mention that it wouldn't stay in one piece, with most of it being left inside after just a go or two...
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If you have a hand held shower massage, dial it to the strongest massage setting and if there's three jets hold your fingers over two for a moment or so and it should force all the water to come from one. Or just unscrew the hand held part and use hose, don't lose rubber washers or it will leak and spray everywhere. Along with any of these ways also get a dollop of hair conditioner (or lube) and work just inside the opening, and push out slightly, it really does help you open up for the water. An old shampoo bottle with a small opening is good also. One of those sports type water bottles you can squeeze to get water is excellent. Most comfortable way is just use one of those fleet disposable enema bottles, and keep refilling with water. Also one of those rubber bulb syringe things they use to clean babies noses with work great, just have to refill it a lot, or one of those nasal saline rinse bottles you squeeze, and not a "nettie pot" Note: Only trashy people put things up there without cleaning first, and thinking that "just eating some extra fiber first" is not good, it's just nasty. Being totally cleaned out is only way to really enjoy the feeling. And to do things involving another person w/o being prepared first is just wrong as f%^$! Personally I wouldn't even go to a prostate exam w/o "taking care of business" first. Neither the front nor the back are anything like a "self-cleaning-oven", even the oven requires you to run a cleaning cycle to get clean...
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A carrot even if large is prob. slightly smaller in diameter than the ideal size. Maybe try a zucchini or a seedless cucumber, better yet a nice firm link of smoked sausage, so it has the slight "give" of the real deal, that way it follows your inside contours which are def. not a straight shot...
And while your at the love bullet store, go ahead and throw caution to the wind by picking up one of those vibrating dildos with the red speed dial on the end for about $10 bucks, those people at the register don't g-a-s who buys what, unless your the persons grandchild, maybe!
Although not nearly as cool looking or realistic as the higher end silicone models, the harder ones actually vibrate way more, the silicone tends to dampen and absorb the vibrations.
And while your at the love bullet store, go ahead and throw caution to the wind by picking up one of those vibrating dildos with the red speed dial on the end for about $10 bucks, those people at the register don't g-a-s who buys what, unless your the persons grandchild, maybe!
Although not nearly as cool looking or realistic as the higher end silicone models, the harder ones actually vibrate way more, the silicone tends to dampen and absorb the vibrations.
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To someone w/o much experience with the insertion of things, smaller items like a sharpie, even the big ones, would seem less uncomfortable than something larger. But things that small do more poking around and can't reach sensitive areas that can stimulate you to an orgasm, you need something a little more filling. A sharpie is too small, hard and pointy, could easily cause damage if it were shoved in and out at the same force and speed as a real penis or a penis-like dildo. The circumference for a person new to this kinda play should be similar to that of a size C battery. And if for anal use, always clean yourself out first, if your already "full" down there your not going to stimulate anything, you'll only be making a mess stirring up c**p! Your backside, as well as your frontside are neither "self-cleaning" nor an "oven".
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I use to put a condom over a candlestick and tie the end before putting it into my anus
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Step 1) Go to the local store and buy a BABY cucumber, they are little and a perfect size. Step 2) take baby cucumber and wrap it in cling wrap.
Step 3) use lube or water for a easy glide into your vagina
Step 4) use responsibly
Step 5) Enjoy!!!
Step 3) use lube or water for a easy glide into your vagina
Step 4) use responsibly
Step 5) Enjoy!!!
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