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Does anyone know a way to make a fake vagina to use in masterbation?

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take a pillow, fold it in half, then put your c*ck in the whole. use your hands to make it tight or loose.
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Do what that other guy said fold a pillow it has to be average i guess it can be long but not small average or small sized pillow put your

d***k otherwise known as penis and stick it in the hole of the pillow hump a lil and there ya go a fake vagina.i tried it it feels SOOOOOOO,good

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Cercumsised. I'm Jewish
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Yea f**k the coutch
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f**k your couch n***a!

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Try this simple solution to a fake Vag, 1.Take one plastic beaker or if you're brave a thick glass one, 2. take two pillows preferably the softer of the two on top. 3 also take one sock or damp facecloth and lube up your penis then wrap it with the sock/facecloth then insert into beaker then place in between pillows and lie on top and hump away....

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U chould use your hand and pour water on your hand. and put it on your penis and u know what to do next
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Ingredients:

Half empty toilet roll with tube size larger than the girth of your penis

Large rubber washing up glove

5 rubber bands, approximately 5cm diameter

Lube (not oil based, or it will dissolve the glove. KY jelly or any sex lube will do)

Method: (read this now, but read the hints before proceeding)

Chain 3 elastic bands together. Loop them through each other pulling them tight so you have a chain of 3 bands long.

Poke a hole directly through the centre of the toilet roll (i.e. through the paper, cardboard tube, through the other side of the tube and out through the other side of the paper.)

Use a blunt instrument to push the end of the rubber band chain through the hole and out the other side, and pull it through so you have the middle band stretched across the inside of the tube and the end bands hanging out both sides of the paper roll. The band across the centre will simulate the inner vaginal wall muscles.

Poke the fingers of the rubber glove inside out, leaving just the longest one protruding (these will simulate the folds of flesh inside a vagina).

Pull the two rubber bands hanging out the sides of the paper roll over the entrance end of the roll so they overlap each other in a circle and put two of your own fingers through the circle to hold them in place.

Push the open end of the rubber glove through the other end of the tube, forcing it between the rubber band stretched across the centre of the tube, and pull it up and through the overlapping bands (using your fingers that are between the overlapping bands to grab it and drag it through).

Stretch the opening of the glove over the end of the roll and use the 4th rubber band to hold it in place (you may need to double the band over to hold it securely). The overlapping bands will simulate the entrance of the vagina.

At the other end, wrap the protruding finger of the glove back over the end of the roll and use the 5th rubber band to secure it around the roll. The glove at the entrance will move in and out bit, simulating the labia movement of real sex. The amount of movement can be adjusted by how much you tension the protruding finger at the other end.

Use:

I'll leave that up to you. Use plenty of lube. It helps to heat the whole thing (and the lube) by putting on a radiator for a while, as a real vagina is nice and warm.

Hints:

Don't try using the cardboard tube with no paper - it will collapse as you poke holes and stretch rubber bands. It will also be too small to hold securely between pillows, or however you intend to deploy it.

Before you start, test the roll by inserting your fully erect penis through the tube. It must have plenty of clearance; otherwise get a roll with a bigger tube. Push the entire length of your penis into the tube. If the head of your penis doesn't stick out the other end of the tube, then poke the hole through the tube closer to the entrance end, rather than half way down. When in use, you want the head of your penis to clear the middle band completely and embed itself into the folds of the inverted glove fingers, whilst the middle band squeezes the shaft of your penis.

Elastic bands all differ in elasticity. You may need bigger or smaller ones. Some adjustment can be made by changing the amount of paper you leave on the roll. You can also adjust the relative tightness of the entrance and inner band by pulling the bands one way or the other on the outside of the roll.

Pro's:

Cheap, can be dismantled, glove washed, rubber bands unchained, leaving no evidence other than a strange hole through a toilet roll. Also works better, and is far more realistic, than anything else you can hand craft! Forget about fruit and condoms and plastic bags - they really are all a waste of time.

Con's

You may have to experiment a bit, as toilet rolls, elastic bands, gloves and penises are all different! But then so are vaginas!

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To make a fake vagina go to a foam shop and get a piece of matress foam 4" by 6" by 10".

Place your foam on a table so it is 4" high and 6" wide. use a long pointed knife and cut a hole through from end to end 4" wide. Get a plastic produce bag and thread it through.

opeb the end of the bag and fold it around the outside of the foam

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Get two pillows put them together and put your d**k in in it feels great (put lube on your d**k to make it feel better)
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Fold a soft pillow in than hump you way to pleasure:-)
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To make a home made vagina follow these steps get a swimming hat or a plastic globe a towel and a band or celotape, then place the hat/glove on the towel with the open end in at the top, then roll from the side that you have placed the glove then when the towel looks like a roll fold the hat/glove over the end and then celotape the hat /glove onto the towel or use a rubber band, then you should have an opening for your penis but just before put some soap or some type of lub in the roll for a more pleasant feeling. It helps if you can slide your foreskin back ;) Enjoy.
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Stretch a nitrile glove over the mouth of a jar. Use a big jar like mayonaise or similar so there is no chance of you actually feeling the hard glass. Pick a finger hole. I like to start with a tight one and if it gets too small then move to another. Put lotion in the finger holes, I like Vaseline Intensive Care and it's cheap. The piston motion into the glove can create pressure and suction, which can be controlled by how you manage the other fingers or by making a hole in one of the other fingers (thumb). If you put tape on the glove you can use a lot more force without it coming off. This fake vagina can make a lot of noises that sound somewhat like real sex with air inside. I have only had one girl who liked that sensation, but I always liked the trumpeting and how it made my penis feel. With that said, make sure you don't get interrupted by someone who hears the sounds.
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Easier one take the empty paper towel roll put condom at the end push inside then add water or something and squeeze if wanted tighter ps.if you use water for more comfert warm the water
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