Cuz I flat out suck at it.
One line has 10 people, the other has one. I'll pick the line with one. Let's say it's a person buying a pack of gum. Well, it turns out he's using 10 coupons for it, writing a check and he just can't find his ID...
It's almost eerie how it happens every time...
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What you need to do is bring ten of your closest friends with you everywhere and station each one in a line.
Whoever gets there first can signal you over to get your stuff.
Whoever gets there first can signal you over to get your stuff.
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The secret is to never choose the line that I'm in because it will always be the slowest moving one.
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Sorry, I can only afford 3 friends (unlike some of you other riffers who have like hundreds of them stationed around this crazy country!! )
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Yeah, but then I miss that wonderfully hellacious customer service that I've grown to love and expect!!!
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Thats easy. Which ever line seems the most logical to you is the one you should not take.
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I've tried this tactic. I lose everytime. The worst is when you go in one line, see that the other line is going faster so you jump on that one and it slows down to penguin pace (beginning of Office Space scenario with the lanes)....
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Now you're starting to sound like the guy in "The Princess Bride".
Actually, avoid whatever line my husband chooses, poor guy. I was
standing in a line at a store, moving ok. He comes up, moves me to another
line and we never moved again. The line I was in first emptied completely!
Actually, avoid whatever line my husband chooses, poor guy. I was
standing in a line at a store, moving ok. He comes up, moves me to another
line and we never moved again. The line I was in first emptied completely!
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I'd rather eat my own foot.
A little snack while you wait will help to pass the time.
A little snack while you wait will help to pass the time.
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I look at the cashier and decide whether they appear intelligent enough to keep the line moving or they just don't give a rat's behind. If I can't make a determination, then I'll just go to the line with the most attractive female either in line or at the register. None of this works of course.
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I use the same tactics rob, but it never works. Think I'll just stuff my tummy next time and pretend I'm pregnant...
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