The Difference Between Left and Right

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop.
There is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is
a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.



Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
thank you card and a dozen different books such as
"How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More
Successful."



Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very
happy and leaves the shop.



The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
free haircut.



And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between left and right...