OK many years ago ----
There was a bunch of the guys who had recently come back from Nam who came in to celebrate the engagement of one of them. They had "pantsed" him and after an hour or so he was getting pissed about it and getting the other kind of pissed too so he got up sans pants and walked out. (I don't know where he kept his car keys.) He had to walk past me where I was sitting at the bar to get to the door. There was a girl sitting next to me who watched this unusual sight then turned to me to ask "was that a guy?" So I got a chuckle out of that question but the best was still to come. His intended bride was tending bar the next night and I found out that when he stepped out the door her parents and younger sister were just walking toward the door on their way in to eat in the restaurant. I guess that's what they call a full Monty with your soon to be in-laws.
There was a bunch of the guys who had recently come back from Nam who came in to celebrate the engagement of one of them. They had "pantsed" him and after an hour or so he was getting pissed about it and getting the other kind of pissed too so he got up sans pants and walked out. (I don't know where he kept his car keys.) He had to walk past me where I was sitting at the bar to get to the door. There was a girl sitting next to me who watched this unusual sight then turned to me to ask "was that a guy?" So I got a chuckle out of that question but the best was still to come. His intended bride was tending bar the next night and I found out that when he stepped out the door her parents and younger sister were just walking toward the door on their way in to eat in the restaurant. I guess that's what they call a full Monty with your soon to be in-laws.
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