Mine sound and smell just like my dads (or at least as long as i can remember him), i also have his same hand writing...perhaps they're interlinked!
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Isn't the tone/fragrance of a fart directly related to what you ate? For example, after Shanny's homemade chili you experience the Dark Wind Of Doom brand of flatulence. Maybe if you and your dad have the same diet I'd buy.
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Hate to see where you hold your pen. :?
I thnk my dad's and mine are different. His really stink and I always tell Pebbs my smell like roses. :|
I thnk my dad's and mine are different. His really stink and I always tell Pebbs my smell like roses. :|
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That is too funny. If your farts smell like a family members, you must be eating the same food.
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Hate to see where you hold your pen. :?
I thnk my dad's and mine are different. His really stink and I always tell Pebbs my smell like roses. :|
Rigggghhhht.... Roses dipped in c**p, you mean.
I thnk my dad's and mine are different. His really stink and I always tell Pebbs my smell like roses. :|
Rigggghhhht.... Roses dipped in c**p, you mean.
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Actually, now that i think about it:
My farts are wretched, they make *Me* turn green.
Yet...
My buddy Jeff. His farts are awesome! Loud, like a trombone, seriously clear sounding bells that smell like...NOTHING!
but *his* father....holy c**p, he can clear a room faster then me!
: shrug :
My farts are wretched, they make *Me* turn green.
Yet...
My buddy Jeff. His farts are awesome! Loud, like a trombone, seriously clear sounding bells that smell like...NOTHING!
but *his* father....holy c**p, he can clear a room faster then me!
: shrug :
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My kids are both great farters as am I. None of us though can hold a candle to my dad (and if we did there'd be an explosion). He is the master. His volume and stench can't be surpassed by us mere mortals.
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I don't know awbout that whole girl thing, my x girlfriend could clear out a room pretty good, make my eyes tear up...and we'd both laugh about it of course. Why IS farting so damned funny?
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I don't know.....but it IS!!! :LOL:
Hmmm...I wonder if they'd accept that for my doctoral dissertation project: the psychology of farts and humor.....
Hmmm...I wonder if they'd accept that for my doctoral dissertation project: the psychology of farts and humor.....
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