Take a mechanical toothbrush with a round edge, remove replaceable brush head. Layer it as many times as u want with socks until u get the desired girth, then cover with condom. Turn on the toothbrush, tahdah!!! Gotta vibrating makeshift dildo!
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1. Go to any hardware store that sells 1/2 inch or 3/4 inch pipe.
2. Buy one pipe with the width of your choosing.
3. Buy 1 roll of electrical tape.
4. Buy 3 end caps that fit your size pipe.
5. Buy 3 T shaped pipe connectors that fit your pipe.
6. Buy 2 90* angle connector that fits your pipe.
7. Buy a bag of small marshmallows and laytex waterproof paint.
8. Cut 5 sections of pipe that measure 5 inches.
9. Cut 2 sections of pipe that measure 7 inches.
10. Make a marshmallow gun that looks like this
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11. Cut a piece of pipe that you would like to have as the shaft.
12. Put a cap there the head would be and a T joiner where the other end is at.
13. Wrap in electrical tape until "smooth entry" is avaloble.
14. Paint with laytex paint and wait until dry.
15. Enjoy yourself.
Total cost: $10
2. Buy one pipe with the width of your choosing.
3. Buy 1 roll of electrical tape.
4. Buy 3 end caps that fit your size pipe.
5. Buy 3 T shaped pipe connectors that fit your pipe.
6. Buy 2 90* angle connector that fits your pipe.
7. Buy a bag of small marshmallows and laytex waterproof paint.
8. Cut 5 sections of pipe that measure 5 inches.
9. Cut 2 sections of pipe that measure 7 inches.
10. Make a marshmallow gun that looks like this
___
___|___|__
|
11. Cut a piece of pipe that you would like to have as the shaft.
12. Put a cap there the head would be and a T joiner where the other end is at.
13. Wrap in electrical tape until "smooth entry" is avaloble.
14. Paint with laytex paint and wait until dry.
15. Enjoy yourself.
Total cost: $10
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Use clay it hardens and its durable and pleasurable and you can make it as thick as you want and long with however many ridges you want best place to buy clay is a at target I got the crayola container for just $5 and there's enough to make two
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I just bought some smoked house sausage and tortillas so i wudnt look suspicious. ..i saw alot of older ladies in that section and we all just smiled at eachother....put a latex glove over it or if you have a condom. ...it feel so good if you heat it up for like 10 sec in microwave....like a real penis
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What I use is a water bottle. I put it between my legs then I cross my legs. Then I shake it against my clit. It makes me orgasam better than actual sex.
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using your fingers are a good one. what I really like is to use sharpies like the big fat ones
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Ummm ya know it feels real weird to put something so cold in a vagina or anus right?
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I had an old barbie car remote control. I took the remote control and took one of those hair curlers (they're bendable, you know, the ones you twist in your hair). I popped off the white cap like thing at the end of the hair twisty, pulled the metal from inside it and squeezed the tip of the remote control through the twisty, all the way through. About half of the twisty was stuffed, and the remaining half that wasnt I just bended it over so it could be more thick.
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