Do all men have penis shrinkage to look forward to as they age? Is the penis one of the first things to get laid off when a man reaches retirement? If so, is there anything that can be done to stop or reverse the process?
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Strange question coming from someone named "elmo the penis".
Given the plethora of jokes about it I would guess it happens to all of us and there is probably not much we can do about it. You know the ones: When one of your buddies gets up to go to the head and one of the other old guys asks if he needs to borrow his magnifying glass.
I'm considering sitting down to pee as it's dificult getting it out past the zipper these days. That's the worst problem though as it wasn't the best sex tool I had anyway. My mouth, lips, tongue and fingers were/are much more effective and my wife enjoys that more anyway.
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Size does matter to most of us, whether it's the size of the house, the boat, bank account - or penis. I was lucky in that I was blessed with an abundantly large penis and testicles-scrotum, and got to enjoy them all my adult life. But I'm 67 now.
I've also donated my big penis and balls, "Elmo", to the penis museum in Iceland. But before they are cut off of me and put on display, I'm afraid their prime human display may have started shrinking. That will cancel out the reason for Elmo ending up in a museum. So we either have to hurry and find the money to pay for the surgical harvesting, or we reverse the shrinking problem. Things are always more complicated than they first appear...
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