Couldn't find what you looking for?

TRY OUR SEARCH!

Scrawlings from Restroom Walls

By andydp | 12 posts, last post
New Reply New Topic

andydp

14 Rest Room Scrawlings 1. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. Woman's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. 2. Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. 3. Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC. 4. I've decided that to raise my grades I have to lower my standards. Houghton Library, Harvard University 5. Remember it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Rt. 81, W. Va. 6. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? The Irish Times, Wash. D.C. 7. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA 8. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her c**p. Men's restroom, Linda's Bar & Grill, Chapel Hill, NC 9. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee & Tea, Tucson, AZ 10. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ 11. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married. Women's restroom, the Filling Station, Bozeman, MT 12. God is dead - Neitzsche. Neitzsche is dead - God. The Tombs Restaurant, Wash. D.C. 13. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books, New York, NY 14. A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles you are going to have trouble with it. Woman's restroom, penis's Last Resort, Dallas, TX.

Loading...

subscribed mark

People who read what's on these walls roll their shxt in little balls

 

Below that was scribbled: People who write in these walls of wit, should be made to eat those balls of shxt.

Cotton mill shxthouse, somewhere in NH in 1957

 

Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to shxt but only farted.

Same mill.

 

Reply

Loading...

airehead

I like number 13. It sums up my current cynical views on the electoral process!!!
Reply

Loading...

coachmarkos

Those are 8) awesome 8) !
Reply

Loading...

keltic63

here's one: Please don't throw toothpics in the urinals; the crabs know how to pole vault.
Reply

Loading...

jrjo

Kinda scary how Andy has kept track of restroom sayings while travelling to all those places :umno: ...and I'm not even going to ask why he used the women's room.
Reply

Loading...

MechEngDropout

I had a good laugh at number 12.
Reply

Loading...

Guest

It was a dirty rotten job , but someone had to go to all those bars...

Reply

Loading...

Floridaboiler

Thanks those were great!!!
Reply

Loading...

rolling rock

11. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married.
Women's restroom, the Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
:|
Reply

Loading...

robp

"What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hands" On the wall above a urinal in some bar around here and I don't remember which one. Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria. Stall wall at my high school.
Reply

Loading...

Guest

On the wall at the local bar..........."for a good time call................ someone else!" Hmmmm, could be my new signature line.

Reply

Loading...

Guest

#8 is so true, you can't believe it.

8. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her c**p.
Men's restroom, Linda's Bar & Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

Ever wonder why some id**t broke up with his georgeous girlfriend?
Here's why.

Reply

Loading...