Having some troubles and some questions . . . .

A little bit of back story on me.

I'm almost 16.

I ate most of a button-phase an amanita muscaria mushroom 4 days ago, which caused stomach upset which let to me inducing vomiting of liquid and some white chunks. I took a medical amount of speed ( Adderall XR 20MG ) To-day in various ways , but this has happened quite a few instances before.

I have a long history of upset stomach and I don't go to the bathroom like I should apparently. But that's fine for me, less time than most spent on the " can " and all that comes with BM'S.

I have not done anything weird to my butt in the last few months. I'm not implying that I did anything weird to my butt before.

Yesterday, I decided that now was the time toget it over with, but noticed the waste matter wasn't coming out. I waited and strained for a few minutes and then managed to get a nice oddly shaped log out. It didn't feel done at all. Sure enough, a minute later I got out another alternatively thin and sizeable two " logs ". This still left me feeling weird and bunged up. Later, in the shower, I investigated with my finger and found that my butt was having none of that. I got it in and felt soft and inflamed. Like an intestine might in someone with IBS. I couldn't tell which way was up, but I never can.

To-day I sat down again and got out something that pretty-much died halfway through.

I haven't noticed any pain or anything in the last little while, I was kind of concerned about a lighter, reddish seeming discoloration going away form the anus towards my back, but something similar is found on the perenium, And I told myself that a lot of the google image searches for anus looked worse for the wear than I did.

I have had a definite ache / pain that sometimes persists as a dull sort of ache that comes and goes in the right testicle. It appears less subject to change than the other one and higher. My doctor checked it out and said it was normal.
I found a lump but the other was has a lump too.

So, uh, now that I've finished telling you about my butt, what could be causing this kind of inflammation and how are some ways to potentially rectify this ( Ha ha, get your mind out of that gutter. ) that might alleviate my condition ? I'm taking an herbal laxative in the morning to-morrow, ( oh, that's what made me feel like going when I first noticed, little buggers really sneak up on you. ) It promotes BM's within 6-12 hours. If I can't go then, I'm going to start freaking out, I'm going to try to find some
Or I might just check this page again.
I'm a hypochondriac, but I do have breathing pains indicative of pleuritis or something, heart pains/pressure, other bad stuff.

I want to do a holiday colon cleanse soon to start myself on the path to optimum health without any additives or distruptors ( potatoes don't have gluten ! we have those ! ) where I can start building up a program of supplements and what not.

Sorry you had to hear about the sub-stomach parts of my digestive anatomy. Please don't tell anyone about this.

:( :( .


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