The defendant hereforth (aka me) claims to himself be obsessed with thy own's anatomy in relations co-herent with vains and or arteries and other things unto which constitute as around it.
The plantif, in opposition, claims the defendant to be of a lower class, only merely CURIOUS of the subject at hand...
T6e defendant has brong upon the jury facts and a witness to support his own claim.
Witness (right arm): I believe the defendant js GUILTY of obsession. He used me to, after a smooth jog, identify not only his heart rate, but the APPROXIMATE LOCATION of the vains arteries within me... It was horrible...
The plantiff brings LOGIC to the stand.
Logic: it is normal for teenagers to over react to odd situations, and this case is no exeption!
Has the jury (you) reached a virdict?
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XD no. I'm practicing pernunciation for when I become a paralegal. About the whole cardio-vascular system thing though... eh... I think a simple shrink appointment will do...
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