Ok, One night while I was in the bathroom I decided to masterbate. For some reason I got the notion to ejaculate on the bottom of a cup, I cleaned the cup with these disinfectant wipes for the kitchen and bathroom. When i ejaculated my penis touched the cup quite a few times, soon after I noticed these small red spots on the head, and foreskin was also red, much like it gets from friction during masturbation. I washed it with cold water and went to bed,. The next morning I felt a burning sensation, when I went to go see it the head and foreskin was very red and the skin had began to peel in this white sticky form. What freaked me out the most was that the top part of the foreskin had shrunk. Now I clean it daily and i still get the peeling skin as well as stretch marks. Could it be somekind of a chemical burn from the wipes? Is there anyway I could have contracted something from the toilet seat? I'm very concerned. Any Advice? I have thought about going to the doctor, but I've never had this problem before, and if there is a solution that doesn't involve going to the doctor i'd like to try it first.
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Oh no... well I guess it's too late now, you might as well just accept it buddy. Burning sensation? Skin peeling in a white sticky form? You caught the virus. I don't want to tell you which one; it's too heavy of a truth to bear. Next you should expect spontaneous moldy warts surrounding your testicles, a thick green gell-like substance frequently oozing from the urethra, extreme shrinkage of the penis size, and a constant firey burning sensation that will eventually become too intense to endure. But look at the bright side; exactly how long it takes for the disease to suddenly spread throughout your entire body and eat your flesh is unknown. My suggestion: party on!
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