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I don't have to deal with screaming little kids!!!!!!

Now you go!

(no reason us non parents should be excluded!)

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My time is my own.
My money is my own.
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You are so lucky!
I'm Jealous! :x
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I don't have to change diapers.
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I just wear ear plugs. 8)
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I don't have to change diapers.
Consider yourself lucky there too. I'm 8 years...4 months...11 days into it. And still counting! I swear it's never going to end. Never.
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No diapers.
No extra expenses
Time to do what you want
Your life is still your own.
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You get to sleep when you want, for as long as you want to, and the whole night through. For that I am ssssssssoooooooo jealous.

Get some sleep for me, 'kay? :)
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I can pick up and go whenever, wherever I want.
I can leave the dogs at home, unlike a kid (apparently there are laws that make you take them everywhere).
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Everything Elkid has said...

I don't have to worry about what I have on the id**t box

I don't feel guilty going out

I don't have to grade papers and help with the kids homework

No children playing at my house, eating my food...

One drawback...no halloween candy to steal.

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Little Kids
Words And Music By:
Cheryl Wheeler


Hello, come in, great to see you again
Been such a long drive-guess you're beat
Heavens! What's that. It's a dwarf in a hat
Oh, no. You've brought the children how sweet

I'm sure you'd mentioned it when we'd last spoken
Let me just move these so they don't get broken

They're such a delight
And you're staying the night
You know I just love little kids

Little kids are sticky and cute
Little kids have mud on their boots
And they run through my house,
And they torment my dogs
And I surely do love little kids

Let's sit in here, honey, this is your chair.
No, kitty's afraid when you shout
Oh, it's okay. It was old anyway.
And the other one washes right out

Don't touch the parrot. That's right, it's a mean one
How do they do it? I'd need a machine gun

They're patient and kind. I'd be out of my mind
You know I just love little kids

Little kids will cry anywhere
Little kids have food in their hair
And they run through my house, and they torment my dogs
And I surely do love little kids

Don't pull their ears. No, they're not mean.
Yes, if they bite you it hurts
It's just a sears coffee machine.
Nobody knows how it works

The company's gone, and I'm sitting alone.
Away from the noise and the fuss
The pets have returned and this weekend I've learned
That little children are nothing like us.

They put their feet in ridiculous places
They leave their fingerprints on their faces
Oh how of you say we all started this way
You know I just love little kids

Little kids get up way before me
Little kids leave a trail of debris
And they run through my house, and they torment my dogs
And I surely do love little kids
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I was in my twenties, single and had the whole world at my feet.

I didn't know any better
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