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Legend
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Hehe, a funny one indeed :)



Here is my 2 cent:



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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"



The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."



"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.



"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."



"Like this?"



"A little more..."



"Like this?"



"No. A little more..."



"Like this?"



"Yes. Does that hurt?"



"A little bit."



"Now stretch it over your head!"

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Ha that is funny. I have one more for you guys ok


A husband and wife just bought a new computer and they were trying to come up with a password that there kids couldnt figure out. So the husband decided to type in (mypenis) and all of a sudden the wife fell to the floor laughing hysterically, when the husband looked back up at the computer and Error had popped up saying password to small. lol this one was pretty funny to me
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Haha. Normally I wouldn't laugh at computer jokes but that was good :-P
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The only reason TM thinks that's so funny is because she doesn'tg have that problem. 8-|
As I recall she has a LARGE one. XD
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha your funny old man!!!!! XD
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haha hey guys im back... i thought this topic was dead or something but i guess its a glitch from updateing. i no longer get email updates when someone replies to my threads. however, i do still get notified if i have a private message. anyone ealse experience anything similar thanks....
sorry guys no jokes today :-(
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Hey Bio, I've had a few problems but only one topic with no replies and that was because for some unknown reason the box wasn't checked for replies. That's supposed to happen automatically after you reply.

Read this link: https://www.steadyhealth.com/New_ZX_4_0_system_is_released_today_and_LIVE_now__Post_your_system_issues_here__if_any__t238244.html
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Well it cut that off.

Go back to the previous page to find the link on psuedonim's post about a link to a new topic that says CLICK HERE.
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Hey Bio glad to see you back in here stranger lol. We arent dead yet I still got a long ways to go hopefully. So how have you been and sorry your having complications on here. Hope everything gets better for ya. Andnow Im sad bc you dont have any jokes!!!!! :-(
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thanks njoy.....

teen mom i know im sorry i dont have any jokes but ill try to think of some to post in the future. lol im good been real busy latley studying for the GRE applying for Grad school, working 1.5 jobs...(the .5 is because one i only get about 6 hours a week at lol.)

working on resumes, applying to substitute teach and instructa a lab in the spring at the local community college.

o and lets not forget instructing my high school drumline and trying too keep halfway up with the forum..... my post since last visit is in the hundereads now lol


but over all good and no time to get into trouble XD 8-| ;-)
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So is mine, and they don't go away when I do like they are supposed to, they just keep adding up.

Also nothing changes on the posts I have read to indicate I've read them. I think the little box at the beginning of the title used to turn white but it doesn't anymore.
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I guess we will just have to get used to everything now. The world is changing unfortunatly!!! And finding a job is ridiculous as well. Darn economy its so hard to find a job or find a car that is half way decent to drive or buy.
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Hey guys, please click here to open a specially created thread for issues you find while browsing the site.

Thanks a lot!
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I've been away a couple of weeks and njoys changed! Its not the same without the orange railcar ... :-(
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I see the forum has banned mastrubation... On a health forum, very strange decision...
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