
Here is my 2 cent:
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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A husband and wife just bought a new computer and they were trying to come up with a password that there kids couldnt figure out. So the husband decided to type in (mypenis) and all of a sudden the wife fell to the floor laughing hysterically, when the husband looked back up at the computer and Error had popped up saying password to small. lol this one was pretty funny to me
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As I recall she has a LARGE one. XD
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sorry guys no jokes today :-(
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Read this link: https://www.steadyhealth.com/New_ZX_4_0_system_is_released_today_and_LIVE_now__Post_your_system_issues_here__if_any__t238244.html
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Go back to the previous page to find the link on psuedonim's post about a link to a new topic that says CLICK HERE.
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teen mom i know im sorry i dont have any jokes but ill try to think of some to post in the future. lol im good been real busy latley studying for the GRE applying for Grad school, working 1.5 jobs...(the .5 is because one i only get about 6 hours a week at lol.)
working on resumes, applying to substitute teach and instructa a lab in the spring at the local community college.
o and lets not forget instructing my high school drumline and trying too keep halfway up with the forum..... my post since last visit is in the hundereads now lol
but over all good and no time to get into trouble XD 8-| ;-)
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Also nothing changes on the posts I have read to indicate I've read them. I think the little box at the beginning of the title used to turn white but it doesn't anymore.
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Thanks a lot!
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