Gramma had a huge scar on her belly that she claimed she got after swallowing her gum and the doctor cut her open to get it out. :| I can't tell you how many times I nearly coughed every organ in my stomach cavity out nearly swallowing my gum. :umno:
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I thought everyone who had pictures of themselves taken in black & white lived in a world that was black & white. I asked: "Mommy, when did the world get color?"
My father was an anchorman on the news...and I used to think he shrunk himself to fit inside the tv. How'd he do that?
Brown cows = chocolate milk. There's no question about it!
My father was an anchorman on the news...and I used to think he shrunk himself to fit inside the tv. How'd he do that?
Brown cows = chocolate milk. There's no question about it!
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:LOL: :LOL: why can i relate? :|
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye.
I convinced my mom to buy me spinach when I was 5 or 6 because I wanted to grow arms like Popeye. She knew I wouldn't eat it but bought me some anyways. I still remember sitting at the table looking at the giant mound of spinach in front of me and asking her if she was sure she bought the right kind. I couldn't believe anyone would eat that c**p after I tried it.
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye.
I convinced my mom to buy me spinach when I was 5 or 6 because I wanted to grow arms like Popeye. She knew I wouldn't eat it but bought me some anyways. I still remember sitting at the table looking at the giant mound of spinach in front of me and asking her if she was sure she bought the right kind. I couldn't believe anyone would eat that c**p after I tried it.
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I actually thought that radio was a bunch of bands lined up in a big room that each played a song and the commercials were so the next band could get set up....
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When I was much younger, I used to think that shelf's jokes were fresh and original.
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:LOL: rob with a plate of spinach---> :|
i believed i was pocohontas. ouch, that one hurt.
i believed i was pocohontas. ouch, that one hurt.
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When I was about 5 I overheard my Mom and Grandma talking. Grandma was telling the story of this woman who lived nearby who was giving her twins a bath, then went to answer the phone. When she got back "she'd lost both of them."
I thought she meant they went down the drain.8O For months later I was terrified to have my mom pull the plug on the tub until I was safely out.
Fortunately about 20 year later Mr. Rogers wrote that song to ease my fears.
I thought she meant they went down the drain.8O For months later I was terrified to have my mom pull the plug on the tub until I was safely out.
Fortunately about 20 year later Mr. Rogers wrote that song to ease my fears.
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When I was younger I though PH was a man.
(he's not. I was shocked at our Riff raff conference to find an old asian woman waiting for me in a shockingly disturbing pastel-laden shirt at the airport)...
(he's not. I was shocked at our Riff raff conference to find an old asian woman waiting for me in a shockingly disturbing pastel-laden shirt at the airport)...
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I actually thought if I kissed enough ugly guys one of them would turn into the prince of my dreams.
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Where were these types of women when I was single ?
Wasn't that back in the day of the flappers?
Wasn't that back in the day of the flappers?
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Wasn't that back in the day of the flappers?
I think only REALLY old people (like gretriever) would remember these, rob...
I think only REALLY old people (like gretriever) would remember these, rob...
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