What's the best and funnest way to mastburatE?

Use a personal lubricant and think of sexy thoughts ;-)

Well, first ... you gotta get yourself a midget. You know, small hands equal tight grip. I know this isn't technically masturbation ... but it's a hell of a lot more fun.

Also, there's a way to make it seem like someone is with you. Lay on your arm for about a half hour until it falls asleep. Then it's all tingly and it will feel like someone else's arm.