ok when i was "in the mood" i started humping the couch... weird i know... but then i got the feeling like i do when i masterbate with my hand... is it just anothr way to masterbait or is it something else.....
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Well, this doesn't sound wierd at all ;) There're other more bizzare masterbation techniques. I've chose 5 very popular and effective masturbation techniques, so you can try it if you want.
Masturbate with rubber glove
Take a rubber glove with loads of lubrication on it gentle grip penis and pull up and down.
Rotating jerkoff
Pinch the skin under your penis head between your index and third fingers with your hand in the traditional jerkoff position. Holding your penis in a loose embrace use a circular jerking motion so that as you stroke, your balls are being jerked about and a slapping motion occurs with your penis head. It feels wonderful, requires a firm grip on the foreskin, and helps if you massage your balls with your other hand. Be careful because the rotational, centrifugal force causes precum to splatter about.
Two handed masturbation
Touch thumb to thumb, fore finger to forefinger, middle finger to middle finger. Once erect, place your hands in this position at the thickest part of the erect penis under the head, just below the flap of skin from the head to the shaft. Begin to make a snapping motioning first right then left, as if you were trying to snap your fingers. You can go slow or fast for different sensations and move up and down the shaft to make the head of the penis wobble back and forth. This is especially effective if you are on your back or in a situation where you don't want to make slurpy noises with lubrication.
Towel technique
Use a piece of saran wrap and a towel. Then start to pull and tug on your soft penis till its nice and hard and creamy. Coat it with cocoa butter and wrap it tight with saran wrap, then wrap the towel real tight around the saran wrap with plenty of lube. Right after sandwich your penis between pillows and lay down on them and work throbbing penis in and out
Waterfall masturbation
Get into the shower and target the head of your penis with the strong stream of water. You just need to lay down in the tub and let it go!
I hope these advanced masturbation techniques will increase your pleasure! ;)
Take care
Pseud0
Masturbate with rubber glove
Take a rubber glove with loads of lubrication on it gentle grip penis and pull up and down.
Rotating jerkoff
Pinch the skin under your penis head between your index and third fingers with your hand in the traditional jerkoff position. Holding your penis in a loose embrace use a circular jerking motion so that as you stroke, your balls are being jerked about and a slapping motion occurs with your penis head. It feels wonderful, requires a firm grip on the foreskin, and helps if you massage your balls with your other hand. Be careful because the rotational, centrifugal force causes precum to splatter about.
Two handed masturbation
Touch thumb to thumb, fore finger to forefinger, middle finger to middle finger. Once erect, place your hands in this position at the thickest part of the erect penis under the head, just below the flap of skin from the head to the shaft. Begin to make a snapping motioning first right then left, as if you were trying to snap your fingers. You can go slow or fast for different sensations and move up and down the shaft to make the head of the penis wobble back and forth. This is especially effective if you are on your back or in a situation where you don't want to make slurpy noises with lubrication.
Towel technique
Use a piece of saran wrap and a towel. Then start to pull and tug on your soft penis till its nice and hard and creamy. Coat it with cocoa butter and wrap it tight with saran wrap, then wrap the towel real tight around the saran wrap with plenty of lube. Right after sandwich your penis between pillows and lay down on them and work throbbing penis in and out
Waterfall masturbation
Get into the shower and target the head of your penis with the strong stream of water. You just need to lay down in the tub and let it go!
I hope these advanced masturbation techniques will increase your pleasure! ;)
Take care
Pseud0
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i do teh same instead of maturbating wit my hands i start to hump say on the bed and it feels just the same but uts wierd
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Traumatic Masterbatory Syndrome.
its not good to lay face down because youre penis is no longer "erect" and sticking out when that happens, which will make your woman very sad when she wants to have sex and you can no longer get erections.
its not good to lay face down because youre penis is no longer "erect" and sticking out when that happens, which will make your woman very sad when she wants to have sex and you can no longer get erections.
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ive tryd waterfallmasterbation but it never seems to work.... i feel stupid but what lubricant?
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yes, there are many ways to masterbate. if u like the couch way, try ur bed. here, check this out:
masteroftheart5.steadyhealth.com/my_masterbation_blog/general/2007/02/03/welcome
hope it helps!
masteroftheart5.steadyhealth.com/my_masterbation_blog/general/2007/02/03/welcome
hope it helps!
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On the subject of TMS I am 13 and I have done this before in bed and am worried about it any comments etc?
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Guys,
I am very skeptical of this causing TMS...
I can't imagine anyone laying or humping their own mattress so hard that it prevents them from having erections in later years.
That's not to say that you can't damage your penis with too vigorous of abuse. There IS a condition that can damage or injure your penis when a woman is riding you too vigorously from above (wild cowgirl) and it slips out but wedges like a support pillar.
The condition he is describing is no where near that type of trauma.
So, I really wouldn't think you need to worry, guys.
I am very skeptical of this causing TMS...
I can't imagine anyone laying or humping their own mattress so hard that it prevents them from having erections in later years.
That's not to say that you can't damage your penis with too vigorous of abuse. There IS a condition that can damage or injure your penis when a woman is riding you too vigorously from above (wild cowgirl) and it slips out but wedges like a support pillar.
The condition he is describing is no where near that type of trauma.
So, I really wouldn't think you need to worry, guys.
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best way 2 cum is twice :-P
if needs must and you are resorting 2 masterbation then vary the technique.
maybe use 2 different techniques from the ones above or try my favourite:
get hard,
wank in your most pleasing way
then once you cum keep wanking
obv you need 2 slow down,
keep at the slow speed till you cum a second time (may take a while)
repeat this technique like once a week (each time you will be able to speed up the 2nd time)
then when you come out the dry spell and actually get some you will be able to last twice without a stop ( the condom situation has to be looked at though, a new one should b used, or if a relationship and clean =) then the pill.... )
and no woman is annoyed about that!
In theory this will also overcome premature ejaculation :-P
hope this helps!
if needs must and you are resorting 2 masterbation then vary the technique.
maybe use 2 different techniques from the ones above or try my favourite:
get hard,
wank in your most pleasing way
then once you cum keep wanking
obv you need 2 slow down,
keep at the slow speed till you cum a second time (may take a while)
repeat this technique like once a week (each time you will be able to speed up the 2nd time)
then when you come out the dry spell and actually get some you will be able to last twice without a stop ( the condom situation has to be looked at though, a new one should b used, or if a relationship and clean =) then the pill.... )
and no woman is annoyed about that!
In theory this will also overcome premature ejaculation :-P
hope this helps!
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I'm 13 and I've done the bed thing without realising since I was small %-) I'm now worried T_T
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Dont worry about it dude! Unless you have done it every day for the pasy month, it will be fine. ;-)
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i masterbait all the time. like 4 times a day. sometimes when you stick somthing into your anis (like a broomstick or somthing) it hurts a little at first but it really feel good when you orgasm!
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