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Professional athletes' training programmes are totally unsuitable for normal people. Here's why you shouldn't be doing what the pros do.

Well, yes and no. 

Often you'll see a coach boasting that his training regime brought his kids' scores way up thanks to his secret workout techniques, or his unique insights - which can be yours for a dollar amount. But what really happened? He was delivered a busload of the most gifted teenagers in the country. And he gave them back three years later. Now: between the ages of 18 and 21, didn't you grow? Get more coordinated, faster, more muscular? This is a population that would respond to any stimulus. They will tolerate less well targeted programs than the general population. Almost anything would have delivered improvements - because these guys were going to improve anyway.

It's not the training: it's the trainees. Professional athletes' workouts aren't always better than those designed for the general population. In many cases they're actually worse.

Finally, it's time to address the issue of performance enhancing drugs. These often take the form of anabolic steroids - essentially testosterone. The fact is that use of stimulants, steroids and growth hormone in professional sports is totally commonplace. It's not just widespread; it's endemic. Steroids don't just make you gain weight easier: they make you faster and stronger, and they make you recover way, way faster. So if you're my age and you're looking at doing a workout regime that's designed for a 25-year-old genetically gifted guy a foot taller than you who's been training seriously for fifteen years, has a masseur, a physio, and an armful of anabolic steroids and growth hormone, aren't you doing something wrong?

So what should you do?

Take the latest celebrity training advice with a pinch of salt, for a start. Look at disciplines that consistently produce improvements or that are widely used across disciplines. If you want to improve your physique, you should probably squat, sprint and do pull-ups. They work for pretty much everybody. 

Switch the focus of your attention. That doesn't mean treadmills and pink dumbbells are your fate - the truth is that gigantic changes are possible with moderate effort, sensibly applied, at almost any age. I personally know people in their 70s, people who were once seriously obese, disabled people, who put a couple of hours in a week and saw their bodies transformed. But they didn't transform into Magic Johnson. 

If you're thinking of hiring a trainer, look for someone who has had success with ordinary people over a trainer with a string of pros to his name.

If you're looking for a program, apply the same criteria. Don't be disheartened - just be realistic!

If you think I've hit the nail on the head, or you've got a bone to pick, get hold of me in the comments section below!

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