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"Over the period of my absence, the gym has upgraded its equipment. There is a new running machine called a Technogym which has lots of advanced features, including a gradient button to simulate uphill running. This seems a piece of sadism too far: as if it weren't difficult enough to be running on the level. Why don't the manufacturers go the whole hog and have a couple of electrodes that the runner can attach to his testicles and receive electric shocks if he falls below some predetermined speed?" - Russell Taylor, "The Looniness of the Long Distance Runner"

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Why don't they attach the electrodes? Because they have to be equal to the sexes. What would they attach the electrodes to on women?

Thank you equal rights! :)
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They could attach it to the uterus as it starts to fall out...
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I know it's fiction, but to just think up such a thing, is, well, not normal :umno:
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